You might be a Leprechaun if...

• You snicker uncontrollably all through "Darby O'Gill And The Little People."

• Their record collection is stocked only with very short artists -- Paula Abdul, Sheena Easton, Prince, Phil Collins.

• You get jumpy every time friends ask you if you can cover them for lunch.

• When you see a rainbow, you get a greedy little look in your eye. (Arrrr, there's me pot o' gold!)

• In your cupboard -- nothing but Lucky Charms cereal.

• Every time you get your paycheck, you convert it into gold coins and bury it somewhere.

• You insist on dancing a jig on your way to work each morning to the embarrassment of all your friends.

• You've been under a rock for the past few years.

• You just despise fairies. ("Wing Envy" if you ask me!)

• You try to pick up women by saying "Ah, lassie, you have dazzling kneecaps, you do."

• When drunk, you discourse endlessly on shoes, and annoy folks by saying things like "How can ye not know what a grommet is, lad? You're wearing several on yer feet! What are ye, dumb?"

• Around St. Patrick's Day, you stock up on Shamrock Shakes at McDonald's.

• When you say something is "magically delicious," it really is.

And the number one way you can tell
you might be a Leprechaun:

• You're three feet tall, Irish, have red hair, cuss, drink and wear green a lot!